Pizza Story Once upon a time there was a very lonely pizza. However, this pizza was no ordinary pizza. It had extra-ordinary super powers. Pepper Oni was a pizza in disguise he was made and raised in Sally's oven, because of his over radiation, Pepper became the world's greatest and 1st inedible pizza. Pepper had his very own sidekick, Ranch was the name. Ranch had the average sidekick powers, slippery liquid transformation, stench so bad you want to cry, and 100% loyalty. Pepper on the other hand had laser eye vision and x-ray vision. When Sally is in danger Pepper and Ranch are on the plate.