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Stan The Wonder Goat
Beginning “Once upon a farm there was a goat named Stan. However, Stan
was far from your regular run-of-the-mill barnyard buddy. He was Stan
the Wonder Goat!”
Stan the wonder goat obviously was a super-hero. I mean how obvious is
that.To be a super-hero you have to have super powers or you have to do
a supreme good deed. Now, like I said before, Stan was not an ordinary
goat. When he began to do some of his amazing super-hero acts, he would
put on his super duper wonder goat costume. His costume included, of
course, his blue and green sparkled polka dot pants, his wonderific
green mask and his black silk cape. Now you can't say that isn't weird.
Those pants gave him the power that he needed to be a super-hero.
Where did he get the amazing wonder pants?
Well, before Stan came to this simple farm, he lived in a scientists
castle as the scientists assistant. The scientist never told Stan his
name so he was just known as The Scientist. The scientist created Stan
to do his evil deeds.
The scientist finally got old and couldn't get the things that he
needed. So, before he got so sick that he couldn't move, he made Stan
some wonder pants that could make Stan fly.
On the scientist death bed he begged Stan, “I've been an evil scientist
my whole life. Now I want you to carry on my legacy differently. Use
the pants for good. Go to the nearest and simplest farm you can find.
Live there.”
That was his final word so, Stan did what he was told. Middle
Stan the Wonder goat, did his good deeds at night so people wouldn't
see a goat flying, talking, and picking up things with his hidden
opposable thumb.One time he did his good deed when someone could see
him. The person got so scared he fainted and died of a heart attack.
Stan the wonder goat never was seen in public again. Now, you're
probably wondering what his powers are. Well, with one giant bleat he
can burst out a super sonic boom. If he says “up up and away pants!” he
can fly at super speeds. He can also breathe fire!!!Yay fire! At night
he decided to just go for a fly. He saw a commotion down below. Guess
what the commotion involved? fIRE!!! |
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